how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
[strums guitar] this next song is dedicated to you. it is called You Are So Cute & I Am So Mad. because you are very cute. and i am very mad about it
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
1. City of ashes
2. City of glass
3. City of bones
4. City of fallen angels
5. City of lost souls
that’s my opinion ^^ thanks for asking!